A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.
“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”
Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.
(verb)- To hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. Can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.
Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.
Can be abbreviated "TB"
Did you hear? Mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!
No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?
Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.
Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"
The act where a male assumes the top position during the sexual act of 69ing, opposed to the usual bottom position where the female is on top. This can be also referred to as “calling top bunk”, and “top bunking” if used as a verb.
She wanted to 69, but she is bigger than me and would crush my face, so I called top bunk.
When you’re fucking on the top of a bunk bed and fall through onto the bottom.
I was fucking a fat bitch and top bunked onto my roommate last night.