A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.
Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.
1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.