A fork of Rural Dictionary
The friend of the hottie that must be appeased to allow access. Your wingman is usually sacrificed to allow you to cross.
Dude, she's so hot! Pay the price so I can cross the troll bridge.
A typically grumpy person known most commonly for ruining someone's good mood, or crashing someone's party, or being an overall unpleasant person to be around. Could also be used to refer to an inanimate object, or a boring task.
Synonyms would include: Party-crasher, wet blanket, drag, etc.
"Don't be such a bridge troll." "Mr. Henderson is such a bride troll." "Filing paper work can be such a bride troll." "Why must my slow computer be such a bride troll??"
Short fat hairy Smelly person boy/girl
Rude, disrespectful,angry person that is negative all the time
Not a good listener only cares about approval from false relationships
Real relationships are made into a joke
Bridge trollering- to want something for nothing / over selling something that’s worth nothing
Friend- “Hey I know you have extra pair of gloves sense u bought a new pair and I know u got those from Eric for free can I have them please my hands are freezing”
Bridges troll- “give me $20 for them”
Friend- “ there only $5 new and u got them for free please my fingers are frozen”
Bridge troll-“I want $20 for them sucks for your fingers should have bought some”
An ugly woman, usually fat, who looks like she might enjoy a meal of Billy Goats Gruff
Look at the state of that Bridge Troll.. she's got a face like a smacked arse
Tall chick from Russia who follows around a pack of chicks who don't have the heart to tell her off
Guy 1: awww shit it's coming again
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The Siberian Bridge Troll
Guy 2: aww shit nuggets
The hair that resides between on the gooch; between the ball sack and the penis.
1. I shaved my troll under the bridge last night!
2. Wendy lucked the troll under the bridge, then I tolled on her.
Yolk taint gooch
A derogatory term for a redhead. Usually people named Casey Stephenson.
"Fuck you bitch"
"Shut the fick up you sesame chicken bridge troll"