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trouser chili

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 27, 2003

trouser chili

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.

Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store

by Scott311 May 27, 2007

trouser chili

A famous chili mix made at a chili pub in San Fran. The chili is poured out of a sewn up pant leg.

I just shit some trouser chili and it ran down into my new Jordan's...theres $200 down the drain!!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny April 08, 2018

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Trouser Chili

The result of pooping in one's pants. This is often done by truckers on long hauls because they like the way it feels, and also it is an inconvience to stop.

Also known as pants chili or undies con carne.

Rodney, a driver for Long Haul Trucking, made a steaming bowl of trouser chili while driving through Kansas City, MS.

by Gabbsie October 25, 2006

Trouser Chili Dog

A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.

Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.

Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.

alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.

by hobotronic2037 February 10, 2011