A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.
Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock
what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.
dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk! dude 2: TUBE SOCK!
The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).
My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking
A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.
Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks