Country Dictionary

Tune Fucking

1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song 2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo

Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night" Chris - "Really, nice to what song?" Xavier - "Jingle Bells" Chris - "....." Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome" Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"

fuck-tune

To detune a friends guitar to play a certain song but then not tune it back.

"Dude, i went to play my guitar last night only to find that Jeff changed every string to D. He totally fuck-tuned my guitar! How am i supposed to play this shit?"

Fuck-tuning

Any guitar tuning where all six strings are involved. Could have several sharps, flats, etc. and could involve raising or dropping several steps or half steps. Fuck tuning a guitar can take from one to fifteen minutes.

Drummer: Hey, want to cover some Bullet For My Valentine? Guitarist: Fuck that man, they only play in Drop C, I don't want to be fuck-tuning my guitar.

Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged

Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it