A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.
The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.
(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole
I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.