A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another. 2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it." After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished. There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.
J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?" Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR." Scot "I heard salt too." Rod "No way! He said sugar." J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."
An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says: father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you. Son: okie dokey, no problem.
a non-chewy object protruding from, but not limited to, a female's chest. Has a savory chikeny-turkey taste, but sometimes tastes like skittles.
You can see Simon Cowell's turkey chicken breasts quite frequently.
An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says: father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you. Son: okie dokey, no problem.
A common phrase used by people from North Yorkshire
Person 1: "How's today been for you?" Person 2: "Oh, you know.. turkey freezer chicken dippers!" Person 1: "You and me both, brother!"