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turkey head

Similar to a woman who is a chicken head, but only a tad smarter.

The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.

by Worldhead November 28, 2009

turkey head

When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.

I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.

by Gerald417 August 29, 2007

Turkey Head

A person who has extensive experience giving rapid, deep throat oral sex.

That bitch who sucked my dick really fast last night was a pro. She definitely was a "turkey head."

by Yesty Hotdog August 18, 2010

Turkey Head

When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles

Man, one great thing about dating fat girls, is the turkey head I be gettin!

by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010

Turkey Head

A chicken and or goat head used in reference to females of ill repute.

Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.

by PseudoMan420X May 02, 2011

Cardboard Turkey Head

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created

Cardboard Turkey Head

by Scoob.- June 13, 2019

ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. Like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

by Lord Moloch February 21, 2008