A fork of Rural Dictionary
A public restroom missing so much as ONE of these 21st century features: 1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands 2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels 3. Self flushing toilet/urinal 4. Automatic soap
Don't go in that McDonalds down the street if you have 7 year diarrhea, they only have a twentieth century bathroom.