A fork of Rural Dictionary
I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.
A flacid penis, moments after masturbation
As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.
1. A derivation on the band twisted sister. 2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part. 3. Jeffrey Dhamer.
Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister… Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights.. Wait till Trump