Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

two flat

A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.

Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat? Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.

by Fleurbeurgeur September 17, 2013

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 17, 2023