A fork of Rural Dictionary
a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.
Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?
When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns? Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.
My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum