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two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 11, 2006

cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

by 2ballbitch January 15, 2022

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!

That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

by Jblazer123 January 22, 2016

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978. this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it." Friend: "OK"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!

bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa-- other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

by DoWhatIWant16 July 19, 2010