A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication
Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night... Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!
Also known as a T-wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).
I simply CANNOT. I am a Tyrannosaurus wreck! Help! The Tyrannosaurus wreck is coming! This is so hard I feel like such a Tyrannosaurus wreck!