A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..." Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like womennnn." Gay: "Bi?" Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?" Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories." Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh." Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!" Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.
Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.
The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.
Yo, thats my under the carpet homie. He’s a real one.
When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore
Migo is sweeping under the carpet