A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.
Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.
1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink
2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?
b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.
b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.
a. Thanks!
A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.
Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?
Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.
another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum
“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”
1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?