Country Dictionary

(n) a name given to a lifelong friend, someone who shares your interests and who would serve as an uncle to your offspring.

Is Unky Fred coming to the party? I can't wait to see him!

To avoid doing a typically strenuous physical activity, primarily due to old age and lack of physical activity

Dude, I was supposed to split firewood tonight after work, but when I got home I just unkied on the couch

An "unkie" is an internationally recognized unit of measurement equivalent to 233 pounds.

Brah, I managed to pull 2 unkies for 5 reps last week. SWOLE......

Best uncle ever

Unkie is amazing

Word used to describe the state of being commonly associated with being lonesome.

I'm so damn unky I think I'll by a cat and eat some cheese.

A nickname for a good male family friend that is not blood related. Like uncle but not related.

Isaiah thinks that his Dad and his Dad's friend Unky Erik are messed up.

The feeling you get when a piece of cheese is shoved up your nose

Oohh, i feel unky now!