A fork of Rural Dictionary
#1: when answering to every question "ur mom!" or any other cliche sayings(ur face, ur dad ur sister ur grandama etc) and u get tired of it, ur dog is one of the endless possibilites. #2: an animal related to the wolf which most of americans have for a pet. #3: sumtimes dog or 'dawg' is used as a 'cool' name for a buddy.
#1: Joe:"hey why'd u ditch me?" Moe:"uhh...ur dog!" *Moe runs away.* #2: Joe:"what animal is that?" Moe:" a dog." #3: Joe: "Hey!" Moe:"sup dawg?"
The absolute pinnacle of insults. Immediately summons a black hole which rips apart our solar system.
Frank: Hey dude, ur mom gay. Dan: Well, ur dad lesbian. Frank: Ur granny tranny. Dan: (sweating) Um, uh, well, ur grandpap a trap! Frank: ...Ur dog a nignog. (Dan is instantly ripped to shreds, molecule by molecule along with everyone existing entity in the earthen solar system.)
Worse than ur mom gay AND your dad lesbian
Kim: ur mom gay Susan: ur dad lesbian Janet: ur dog bisexual Kim and Susan die @willoww.exe
Possibly the most devastating words that could ever possibly be spoken by a human being, worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even your granny tranny.
George: "Ur mom gay" Peter: "Ur dad lesbian" George: *On the brink of tears, using all of his might to conjure up the words* "Ur dog gay" Peter: *Loses all fucking brain function and resorts back to a child like state, pisses himself and then fucking dies
This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.
Friend: Ur mum gei Me: Ur dad lesbian4 Friend: Ur granny tranny Me: Ur dog a cat *World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*
After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.
John: UR GRANNY TRANNY joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this.. John: wait-no-joe Joe: ur dog log John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.
Tim: Dude, fuck you. Joe: Ur dog a frog. Tim: What...? Joe: *engulfed in flames* *Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing* *The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*