A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for "visitations" . At most boarding schools, including Phillips Exeter Academy, permission must be sought to entertain a member of the opposite sex in their dorm rooms. Strange rules must be followed at that time: 1. The door must be propped open, although a flip flop wedged between the door will suffice in some dorms 2. Lights must be on. Clearly light deters sexual activities 3. 3 feet must be on the ground at all times (this allows the girl to cross her legs and thus prevent penetration, though the tricky ones just do it standing up) 4. This must happen between 7-8pm, after dinner, when lethargy (aka food coma) is setting in and sex drive is at its lowest.
GIRL: "Hey Miss Blah, can I get v's please?" MISS BLAH: "And who is this gentleman caller??" GIRL: "This is {insert hottie's name here}" BOY: "yo" MISS BLAH: "No drugs, sex, or rock and roll. Maybe a little rock and roll, but keep it quiet please. I'll come by and pop in at the most awkward moment"
Dude: <('.'<) <('.'^) (^'.'^) (^'.')> (>'.')> (>'.'v) (v'.'v) <('.'v) <('.'<) Other Dude: Stfu, faggot.
Strength. Perseverance. Community.
let -v|v- lead you like a lighthouse in your darkest hours
A person representing to make peace and not war.
Hippie: Make peace, not war v(^_____^)v Terrorist: O_o no?
Vagina for the Victory A common phrase used primarily by Fortnite Athletes, but also applicable to other e-sports. Upon securing a Victory Royale, or equivalent, each member of the squad shall be entitled entry to their girl's hot quim, redeemable within the next 24 hours at a mutually agreeable time.
Fortnite Athlete: Victory Royale! GG's boys, enjoy that sweet V for the V tonight!
That's Dr. Zoidberg!!!
My favourite futurama character is Dr. Zoidberg, when he says (V)(;,,;)(V) <blwblwbwlwblwwblw)
Looking for a new emoticon? Why not Zoidberg?
(V)(;,,;)(V) (|)(;,,;)(|) (V)(;,,;)(V) WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP