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only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.
val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang
Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent
Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.
Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.
"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"
After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle