A fork of Rural Dictionary
The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed. 2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
"Is it Valentine's Day again?" "Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?" "November 14th" "Hm, not suprised..." "Eh, why is that?" "Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ? Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day: Hallmark Godiva Florists Enough said.
Otherwise known as SINGLES AWARENESS DAY
hey valentine's day is comin' up. "Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....