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A females vagina or vaginal opening. See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce. Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...
Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.
Slang for the female genitalia.
I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.
A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.
"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco" "man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"
Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.