A fork of Rural Dictionary
a private university where academics come second only to looking good. Girls are gorgeous, guys are bangin. students live off their parents, but how else do you expect them to go tanning, shop at saks, or put gas in the little bmw?
"i heard he's the next brad pitt"
"oh, he must got to villanova"
I couldn't afford Villanova, so I joined Heaven's Gate.
School where people spend tons of money to go to try and look smart, but everyone knows you could've gotten just as good of an education at LaSalle, Drexel, or St. Joes or hundreds of other schools for much less.
Damn, I shouldn't have wasted all my money on that average Villanova education...