Country Dictionary

It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!

Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!

Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

waf means 'We Are Failures' famously used in Dog Is Dead's single Glockenspiel Song. Dog Is Dead fans are called waf's. A waf is a huge Dog Is Dead fan and they love each and every band member of the band.

Hi I'm John and I'm a waf.

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

Wack As Fuck.. Mostly said by celebrity Tila Tequila..

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Hes WAF
Shes WAF

Person1- What ur not gonna pick me up??

Person2- Nope, i got other things to attend to..

Person1- Man ur WAF..!!

When your high on cocaine.

Talk right foo! You waffed?
Yeah....are you?
FUCK YEAH!

1. We Are Friends
2. A self-describing term used to identify a group of people who consider themselves to be friends; only applicable if people are friends outside of social networking sites
3. Most frequently used in chants to illustrate level of friendship and comraderie in moments of inebriated bonding.

Girl: OMG! You guys, we are all friends!
Group: WAF! WAF! WAF!