A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.
O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.
tripping out - totally out of it
'Man, im tripping out on a wack attack'
An unstoppable urge to play with your penis, it can be brought on by seeing pretty girls on the street, seeing a hottie on tv or remembering a great scene from a porno...etc.
"Dude where'd you go?" "I was watching Power Rangers and the Pink ranger gave me massive wack attack, I had to go and take care of it."
An exclamation when things are suddenly weak, lame, not cool or otherwise wack.
Guy 1: Dude this Party is about to be so legit! Guy 2: i know, like all the cheerleaders from the game are supposed to be there. >They get there and its all jocks and no girls at all< Guy 1: (sigh) wack attack.
When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.
Josh: Dude, is Sam ok? Joey: He is Wack Attacking. Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him? "Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."
Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.
I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.