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waffle iron

The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold

Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?” Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”

by Dignity's Foe February 12, 2012

waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP February 23, 2006

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load. When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 17, 2006

waffle iron

its definately a maxi pad

aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

by KDawg. September 12, 2006

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind. When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.

Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!

by Honesteven March 22, 2012

Waffle Iron

The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.

You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.

by Mike Lewis April 23, 2005

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now" "Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 20, 2010