A fork of Rural Dictionary
questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP
Pub Quiz Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived? Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"* Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"* Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"* Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"* Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*
A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.
Walter Payton College Prep kids Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now? Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math? Person 2: but we literally have finals today Person 1: And? Person 2: Yeah aight let's go
a school full of mostly rich white kids who are considered the sporty nerds. people there are full of themselves and think they are better and smarter than everyone else. did i mention they're white and privileged? if you go there and aren't a rich white ego maniac, congrats. but still, you go to payton so you're still a jerk.
no one likes those rich white walter payton college prep kids.