Country Dictionary

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Wash my dog

A long soothing blowjob.

Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.

by Tom Mallen December 18, 2006

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog

by P.L.S February 01, 2019