A fork of Rural Dictionary
A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to
Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd? Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair
A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"