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Wat the

Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.

Wat the, what is this.

by Aly R/B September 15, 2019

wat

The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.

1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day. 2: wat 1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's. 2: wat 1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle 2: You accidentially what? 1: A whole coke bottle 2: wat

by watwat September 04, 2008

wat.

"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.

1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do? 2: wat.

by Zyyghe February 03, 2009

Watted

Adjective Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses. Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.

I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.

by shoppingcart2.0 November 07, 2020

Wat

Another way of saying what on message boards. Similar to wut

<jd998> nuh girls can 2 <jd998> but its not like our cum its like water but clear <sweetangel13> rly? <sweetangel13> i've never done it <jd998> ok <jd998> well how do u no when to stop <sweetangel13> i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop... <sweetangel13> im afraid of my parents walking in <jd998> y how do u do it <jd998> liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on <sweetangel13> at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me <jd998> n wat <jd998> pull ur nikers down <sweetangel13> then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers <jd998> ok y vaseline <sweetangel13> it makes it easier <sweetangel13> then i stick my fingers in there... <jd998> nice nice <sweetangel13> and start moving it around. <jd998> u got msn <sweetangel13> no sorry <jd998> fuk yer <jd998> how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before <sweetangel13> and eventually i get 2 fingers in there <sweetangel13> then i put some vaseline on my other hand <sweetangel13> and start rubbing my penis. <jd998> wat

by RROOMM April 11, 2009

WATS

WATS: meaning what one would say from the 187 Murderedout empire ™️ meaning WE AIN'T THE SAME!

So you just got busted with hella drugs and weapons and you out in a week end and a fine ?? 😂 Fool I can't even stand next to your sorry ass with out going to jail not just cuz I'm called 187 see that's why ( WATS) WE AIN'T THE SAME!!💯

by k187c November 11, 2021

wat

Slang. Indicates confusion or a need for clarification. Statement/question.

1: "lolz Yea sex is great and everything but its way too overrated. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year." 2: "wat"

by stewpidwhytemayun June 08, 2005