A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following- Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter) Any 2001 or later Volkswagen The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following- A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard) B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL) C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals E. Hawaiian print seat covers
I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.
Girl that was cut form Cheerleader try outs. Brings team water instead.
That water girl is crazy hot, yo.
A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality. You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all. Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read. Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.
The fittest of all female athletes. Water polo girls are thin hot and amazing kissers not to mention great at water polo! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SWIMMING GIRLS.
guy 1: Man, is your girlfriend a water polo girl? guy 2: duh of course guy 1: i can tell.
If she a water park girl then she probably live in Arizona or Nevada, is ugly to mediocre, sucks off guys in movie theatre bathrooms, gives handies in community jacuzzis that aren't her's, loves the movie Triple Dog, has a best friend shaped like the mystery yogurt in your grandmas fridge, constantly looks like she's about to walk into her 8th grade dance, has a water proof iPhone case, can often be found with a juicy drop pop, and frequents the water park EVERY weekend
Todd: Daaaaamn, Britney is sooooo hot bro Damian: Nah bruh, she a water park girl Todd: Whats that mean? Damian: It mean stay away
When you eating the pussy so good she squirts all over your face out of no where thats a water fountain girl
Damm girl i didnt know you could squirt like that. Thats a water fountain girl
An alcoholic infused seltzer beverage. Ex. White Claw
I've got beer, liquor or if your watching your calories I've got white girl water too.