A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
a weapon that "cuts down the weeds" normally a weapon with rapid fire e.g Ak47 , semi automatic
dem bwoi wa fi par wid me? me a draw for the bludclart weed wacker me a chop dem up like a steak!
someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana
pothead: "yo where the girls at?" friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."
Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.
Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off. Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.
Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl? Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here
Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex. The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.
Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?! The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this! Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker... Jim: What did you do? Bill: Don't worry about it.
The hairy man version of a helicopter. When a man swing his dick around in a circle through his massive bush, and makes weed wacker noises.
Did you see how drunk Scott was last night? He gave everyone a weed wacker demonstration, for free!