A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.
You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.
Native Male from Wales Easy to identify,usually seen with a fucked up haircut,a huge melon like skull, no neck,massive beer belly and wearing their national costume a welsh rugby shirt
The Welshman usually hangs about in herds of his own kind and dislikes any outsider particulary in the south wales valleys
Commonly: A man from Wales
To the enlightened: The only true inheritor of the Roman Empire who’s ancestors helped civilise the whole of Europe after the great decline, with the help of the English, Irish and Scottish.
It can also be used to describe a narrow minded bigot who feels threatened by the English and all too easily forgets that England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland, in large part, worked together in forming the most successful colonies in the World.
A.That Welshman really is quiet and unassumingly talented and proud of his cultural heritage
B.Most welsh are
A That Welshman really is a loud mouth bigot who thinks all other welsh people are as stupid
B. Yes, but most welsh aren’t. He probably isn’t welsh
A man from wales who frequently copulates with sheep and other helpless farm animals because they are far more attractive to him (or anyone else for that matter) than his inbred wife Cerys.
"Oh my god, is that what I think it is? F**king hell, it's a guy shagging a sheep! Call the RSPCA!" said Jane
"No, it's alright, he has an excuse - he's a welshman" said Dave