A fork of Rural Dictionary
a 3 worded sentence used to describe a persons shoes.
person #1: hey man look at my new kicks person #2: yo man what are those!
heard of that new vine dude? the 'what are those' vine? yeah, i dont like it. *both kill themselves*
a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.
John: guys you like the shoes i made? Steve: i got one question for ya, John:yea? Steve:what are those Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those.. John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
What are those is a vine sensation that everybody says when somebody's shoe game is weak
Guy 1: i got one question Guy 2: ? Guy 1: WHAT ARE THOSE
This is what you say/scream when you see someone wearing shoes or other footwear that are dirty and/or non-brand unknown. You should also point your finger in the air then while saying "what are those?!" Make your way down to the person shoes, all while their back is turned.
*boy sees dirty non-branded shoes* Boy: What Are Those?! Crowd: *laughs* Person with ugly shoes: huh? (Unaware of what just happened, so they laugh)
This is a phrase commonly used by teens all over American and Canadian cities. It is used to refer to the awkwardness of someones clothing. Most of the time, it is used to refer to a bad shoe choice.
Lisa: where did u get your shoes from Dave : I got my shoes from Nike Jenna: got mine from just fab * turns to Carl* Lisa: What are those?! (Points to Carl's beat up loafers)