A fork of Rural Dictionary
A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.
Group of people: *having a good time Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING! Group of people: Oh damn it
That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.
So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!