A fork of Rural Dictionary
the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when" "tomorrow?" "no when did i ask." "SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough
Me: when do we have maths Tom Horne: When did I ask Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.
Example of When did I ask? Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto *Chris walks in and buts in Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite Matt: When Chris: On Saturday Matt: Did I ask
The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.
"When?" "What?" "When did I ask"
The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.
Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night Damo: when? Lachie: what? Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!
When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.
When DID I ASK Annoying Person: When Normal Annoyed Person:??? What Annoying Person: DID I ASK
This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a- Retard Someone with a small dick Someone with a iq smaller than their dick Someone who has no dick Someone who has no iq Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny). If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time." Guy 2: "Haha, when?" Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-" Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!" Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*