A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very sloppy vagina
"Yo was her pussy tight?"
"Nah that bitch had a whimpie."
Usually used to describe a old small person (male). A very tiny and timid man. Also some use it as their name. Anyone who goes by the name Whimpy is usually one of a colorful background with a woman's type instincts.
Gosh, That guy is flaming. His name must be Whimpy!
N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy
Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!
Picture this...
You’ve been desperate for a shit all day, there’s cramps in your tummy, a light sweat covering your brow and a turtle head poking out from you rectum. You run home to the safety of your own toilet where you know it’s safe to explode.
But then, only a tiny grumble nut comes out (the size of a half eaten malteaser) leaving you very disappointed.
Alex, I was desperate for a shit all day mate! But only a little whimpy ploppah came out. What a phat L.