A fork of Rural Dictionary
Attempting to prove an argument by arrogantly providing a testable example only to have that example epically disprove your argument.
Yessir.
Micah Whipple, at your service. Like all employees I've also been in every game manual and credit reel since I've been here.
Whippled
To give a good, firm handshake. Often thought about and used before interviews or big meetings. Could determine your chances of receiving your dream job.
Before my interview, I practiced my whipple with my friends.
Being caught in an endless converation with someone that has no point or meaning. Usually one party is extremely cheesy and the other party is trapped unable to break away from the conversation. Once the person is able to leave they are confused. Talknapped.
I'm sorry I am late, but I ran into a guy at the store and he whippled me for over an hour.
A Pennsylvania term for ''Arrogant Degenerate'', the word ''whipple'' is often used to describe a drug addict, sometimes a deadbeat, and other times an arrogant person. The word derives from a name local to parts of Pennsylvania, namely Bradford County, and was used initially in reference to a man named Dylan, who was a known thief and drug addict in the area until fleeing to Florida to escape prosecution. After the departure, the term became synonymous with arrogance.
''Man, that kid is being a serious whipple''
''I do fear that that kid may be well on his way to becoming a whipple''
An incest family originating in Greens Landing, PA.
They are most notable for being a family that not only has sex with one another, but they also do crack and other drugs together as well.
The Whipple's are especially special, because upon being held accountable for being incest drug addicts, one of their most incest members fled to Florida, where he now works at a pizza joint soliciting sex from his friends animals for money.
A quick search on Facebook or Google will reveal just how unbelievably mutilated the family looks as a result of centuries of inbreeding.
"I need to impregnate my dog, I should call a Whipple"
"I really need some crack and to impregnate my horse, I need a Whipple"
"I wanna know what incest looks like, I should talk to a Whipple"
Another name for a twin screw supercharger.
I just installed whipple pushing 10 psi in my Cobra and smoked a Lambo.