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white christmas

When you do coke on Christmas day, especially in non-snowy parts of the country.

Last Christmas I asked my friend: "What's going on tonight?"

He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."

by Bay Area Player January 20, 2007

white christmas

This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.

Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....

by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009

white christmas

When a man ejaculates into his partners nose and has them sneeze it back out at them.

Lolzords, you have white speckles all over your jumper.
Did you have a white christmas?
Dirty git.

by David Wilkins January 02, 2008

white christmas

When you toilet paper someone's house on Christmas, they get a White Christmas.

I'm gonna give you a White Christmas... baby

by Sterlhasasmallhead December 18, 2004

white christmas

Serving up an ice cream cone, with delicious sperm topping.

All Jane ever wanted was a "white christmas" with Joe.

by Mr Winkie July 16, 2006

white christmas

Having a large number of oxy contin or percocets to enjoy for yourself or with other people. Preferably a high dosage as well

O man my dealer came through, where having a white christmas tonight

by streetthug23 December 10, 2008

white christmas

It's another name for a wet dream.

Last night I had a white christmas in your bed.

by Lub27 February 12, 2007