A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).
Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out? Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.
Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.
Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?" Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."
The act of jacking off in your hand and then slapping a slut in the face.
Al and Big D pulled off the craziest white glove on Tiffany!
1. A person of high social and economical status. 2. Clean, tightly, and neat. 3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano. 4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove." 2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all." 3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era." 4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
the act of using your own cemen to masturbate until there is a thin layer of cemen lining your hand
when chip came he continued to jack it until he had a white glove
to continue masterbating after ejaculation until a thin layer of cemen forms on the hand resembling a white glove
While masturbaing to some pictures of homeless people chip shot his load and continued jacking it until he had a white glove on
A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.
I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.