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White Mail

Something that’s more extreme than black mail

Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !

by Klinkhammer April 19, 2018

White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.

Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard. Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays. Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey. Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2010

White mail

An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.

I gave some white mail to Jim from the workplace last night after he pissed me off yesterday.

by #NOTTHEREALME May 20, 2020