A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.
Tim: "ur shoes look like shit"
Mark: "Who asked"
Tim: *pulls out gun"
the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.
"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."
(1) - A quick quip for only the people with the most negative IQ or that are toxic trolls
(2) - Literally the most unimaginative insult ever
*Actual Argument*
- BuT i LoOkeD AlL OveR GOoGlE MaPs And StiLL CoUldNt FiNd WhO AskEd?
Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me
Fortnite Kid: Who?
Chad: You!
Fortnite Kid: Asked?
Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.
its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"
hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.
who asked, is a whitty "comeback" in a argument and is also shown to mostly have been used by fatherless children. and there are some counters to this "comeback" examples below.
person 1: hey did you kno-
person 2:"who asked?"
person 1 "oh i know, me myself and I thats 3 people right there"
person 2: "well I-"
person 1:"also by asking who asked you are showing interest in this conversation so that means you were interested and if you were interested that means internaly, you truly asked, so somebody did ask and that person is you, so if anything you just insulted yourself so that is who asked my good man."