A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone does something that you do the same
*Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"
Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"
What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?
Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?
when someone is annoying you or basically anytime you want to say someone is bullying you. usually said in a frail, weird awkward voice. I'm pretty sure this kid in my school made it up.
nashty ashley: hello rocco
rocco: why you bully me
OR
meanie deanie: your a n00b at minecraft
robbie: why you bully me
when someone harasses you in ln life but they dont stop and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and you just sit in your room the entire day working on a fricking AI program knowing its not gonna work and knowing that you are going to fail in life and you cry
Bully: *bullies a nerd*
Nerd: WHY YOU BULLY ME
when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person
Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me
Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.
Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**
a meme in fortnite known by many. often used when one player trolls another player in the game.
why you bully me, timmy?