A fork of Rural Dictionary
A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.
Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.
Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!