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Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help? Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

Wipe my ass

Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.

Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass! Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go

by KoreanBronco March 04, 2010

Wipe my ass

Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.

Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.

by Fuckerhaha November 13, 2019

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention 2. To be done, or finished with a situation. Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%." "Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

by Urban yahtzee April 19, 2018

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021