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Wolf Penis

A very hairy penis.

His wolf penis made me want to howl at the moon!

by missanthropee December 20, 2010

Steaming Wolf Penis

A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.

"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS

"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."

by Steve pools ass August 19, 2011

Wolf Penis Syndrome

The disease my poor friend in ajax has. May he never forget how funny I find it that he has hair on his shaft.

Tarrow has Wolf Penis Syndrome. How tragic.

by DylansHubby January 14, 2010