A fork of Rural Dictionary
affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz
He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.
penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.
Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?
Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!