A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.
Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!" Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"
synonym for blah blah blah
So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...
another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)
If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.