A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin
"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"
A wooden onesie is a coffin.
“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”
To be dead inside of a coffin in SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooden-Onesie Ex: She's got nothin on 'er but a wooden-onesie'.